Freedom in Tight Pants

Alright, so recently, I went to see The Avengers.  Well, let me just tell you that I absolutely ADORE Captain America.  He's just so.... I don't know.  GORGEOUS!  I have a friend who said that she would fight me for him.  I told her I would, and that I would use my inner Tesseract.  However, at that point, another girl chimed in and crushed my dreams; saying, "Ugh, you're so STUPID.  You don't HAVE an inner Tesseract."  To which I replied, "You don't know what I got.  I have nuclear bombs in my FINGER TIPS."  Ain't no one gonna get between me and my Captain America.  And if they try, I'll use the years of martial arts classes to fend them off.  Anyways, less about me!  Back to what this post is named about.  Freedom in tight pants... Hot, right?  Definitely.  One of the many reasons I love Captain America is not JUST his looks (though it is a GREAT contribution) is his character, and his attitude.  He stands for what America was founded on: honesty, integrity, respect, freedom.  And just LOOK at that face!  Anyways, Captain America, if you're reading this, I don't think there are words to describe how amazing you are, so I'll just say that you're the bee's knees, the cat's pajamas!  Over and out.  Let's suit up. X3